Tuesday, December 13, 2005

So if you're running in Frick Park...

PITTSBURGH. If you're running in Frick Park and concerned about running into unrestrained dogs, here's a helpful hint...

If you run into Joss Stone, you will probably be OK. Her dog, Dusty Springfield, will be on a leash, well behaved and she will not allow any droppings to impede your progress.

If you run into Paris Hilton, BEWARE! Her dog, Tinkerbell, while small, will be unruly and unleashed. If you happen to come up from behind, watch your step, as the trail is likely to be a mess.


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