Tuesday, December 20, 2005

George Clooney, Paul Wolfowitz, and Rick Santorum walk into a bar...

George Clooney, Paul Wolfowitz, and Rick Santorum walk into a bar.

George says, "It could have been a little uncomfortable, in fact, I expected it to be...He's so affectless. You felt like you're in the living room with your buddy..."

Paul says, "Pomposity and arrogance are the enemies of getting things done. And [he] knows how to get things done."

Rick says, "If you really want to be effective, you have to bring something to the table beyond just charisma. The important thing is, [he] understands his issues better than 99% of members of Congress."

Who are they talking about? Our old buddy Bono, one of Time's "Persons of the Year." Rick Santorum is the 3rd person quoted about Bono in the article. after Clooney and Wolfowitz...THIRD. I don't care if you're Richard Scaife or Teresa Heinz Kerry, you would not have bet that Slick Rick would have been the 3rd person quoted in an article about Bono. Personally, I'm surprised Rick had a chance to comment, given that he has been so busy trying to take down Jeff Habay.

Will being FOB (Friend of Bono's) be enough to get re-elected?

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