Thursday, September 14, 2006

I Could Be The Next Bachelor...except

Straight to you from my GMail inbox this morning:
Dear Justin ,

ABC Television's hit reality television show, The Bachelor, is searching for its next star. After viewing your profile on LinkedIn, the casting producer has selected you as a potential candidate.

ABC is using LinkedIn to find its next Bachelor because this time around, they're looking for an accomplished professional. LinkedIn is about your professional life instead of your personal life, so we don't know if your marital or relationship status qualifies you for the show. However, your professional profile fits the bill.

If you think you'd make a great Bachelor, please let me know by reply ( and I will contact you regarding next steps. LinkedIn respects your privacy and will not release your contact information, so you must reply to the email above for us to pass you along as a candidate.

If you know anyone else that would make a great Bachelor, feel free to let us know
about them. ABC will pay a $5,000 reward for any referral that leads to the
next star.

Wishing you continued professional
Assistant to the CEO LinkedIn

Sorry ladies, but GSully and the three amigos take me out of the running. Here's a link to my winning profile:


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